Stripebeasts Around the World! pt 1.

Hey guys, Kirby here :D Today is my day to post, and today I am going to teach you about today's M.V.S...today. The M.V.S. Stands for The Most Valuable Stripbeast. It will be awarded on different days to different stripebeasts around the world. Today's winner of The M.V.S. is not who...but instead a group of fine men, working day in, and day out, representing the Brotherhood of the Traveling Stripes. THE WINNERS OF THE M.V.S. are.........................

THE GONDOLIERS OF VENICE!

These men emerge from the womb with stripes on, and are dedicated to getting people from point A to B, whether it be rain or shine. While all the time holding a nice smile and keeping their customer interested in Venice.




The Gondoliers of Venice are a very prideful race of humans. They are said to only appear at times of great despair and disaster, to save the human race. So next time you see a Gondolier, give them a great big hug, and thank them for keeping order and righteousness in this world, for at any moment, they can leave our galaxy and make homes in a new part of the universe, where they are truly needed. We are all lucky and blessed to be surrounded by such wonderful super-humans.



For now, it is time to sign off, and throw myself into the world of the unknown. But I shall not live in fear, for I know that the Gondoliers are watching. I am in debt to such marvelous works of art. So goodbye, stripees, and take care. :D

ALWAYS REMEMBER, LIKE STRIPEBEASTS, GONDOLIERS ARE EVERYWHERE. WATCH YOUR BACK. STRIPE HYPE, FOR LIFE.




-Kirbeezy